My big boys live to make me cry! No they really do. They want me to be embarrassed and ashamed but the problem is I'm crazy and most of the time they just make me laugh. Really hard. No really hard!
So when I got called into the school for a meeting the other day(for something totally different) I was not surprised to find out that Buddha was regularly enjoying using the F bomb. Now I know some of you just cringed and are thinking, "Where in the world did he hear that word"....I am going to just say to all of you I know that I should not swear and talk like a sailor but I do. There I said it! I use the F Bomb. Not at him or anything but I do like the term Holy F@$k Balls and I have been known to say S&#t Head a million times a day! Don't judge me! I can't help it! Well, I could probably help it but doesn't it make me a bit more endearing and not so annoying that I have this huge character flaw? Kim cringes and says that I am going to have to start a swear jar...AGAIN but really it just fills up and we all go get a piece of cheesecake so it doesn't really work, so why bother? Now maybe I should start a swear jar and for every week I don't have to put a quarter in I get to go buy a bottle of my favorite wine or a bottle of Skinny Girl and drink it all in one sitting......now there is a good reason not to cuss. But that might turn into a nightly thing and that wouldn't be good.....I will have to think on that!
Now.....I again, I know I should clean up my language and I have tried but it still slips out! So when Bu's principal and teacher told me I was not shocked or embarrassed....not that I was proud and I knew I was going to have to talk to Bu about it but I was not on the floor. Kim gave me that look out of the side of her eye but again if swearing was the best he had I was prepared to come into school daily and take my lashing about what a bad parent I was.......
So Bu was a little upset when I didn't freak out, he was sure I was going to pull him from school and let him come home and be home schooled again but sigh.....I did not...So now he is plotting what new things he can come up with to be brought home. I'm kinda proud of the things he is coming up with. I feel sorry for his teacher but I got to admit the kid has a creative side I never imagined he had!!!
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| He looks like such an angel! |
