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Eating, Sleeping,Showering and using the bathroom will NEVER be a solo activity again!
Hot meals are a thing of the past.
There are substanes that you have no idea what they are that will come out of your child in different places that smell horrible.
At some point you will have either poop or vomit or both in your mouth!
If they out number you they will try to take over, it doesn't matter how old they are!
We know belly buttons fall off but what do you do when the dog eats it?!
Sometimes they cry for days and you will never know what in the world was wrong.
When you are positive they are never going to sleep again they will sleep through the night and you will not because you are sure there is something wrong so you go look at them every two seconds.
It doesn't get easier when they get older!
That swear word you have slip out from time to time will come out of their mouth when you least expect it, so expect it!
One little teeny tiny person creates 15 million more loads of laundry.
When they become toddlers every day becomes a scavenger hunt and you will find the craziest things in your drawers.
No matter how organized and anal you are, you will never be able to keep your house clean.
If you find yourself crying in the shower it's normal.
A glass of wine can save you and your child's lives!
You never really knew what love was until you held that little person in your arms!
We know belly buttons fall off but what do you do when the dog eats it?!
Sometimes they cry for days and you will never know what in the world was wrong.
When you are positive they are never going to sleep again they will sleep through the night and you will not because you are sure there is something wrong so you go look at them every two seconds.
It doesn't get easier when they get older!
That swear word you have slip out from time to time will come out of their mouth when you least expect it, so expect it!
One little teeny tiny person creates 15 million more loads of laundry.
When they become toddlers every day becomes a scavenger hunt and you will find the craziest things in your drawers.
No matter how organized and anal you are, you will never be able to keep your house clean.
If you find yourself crying in the shower it's normal.
A glass of wine can save you and your child's lives!
You never really knew what love was until you held that little person in your arms!
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